popular celebrity tattoos: [Desi Tarka] Fwd: some short ones

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

[Desi Tarka] Fwd: some short ones

Short Ones..

A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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Wife to Santa : "You don't love me at all"
Santa points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from google"
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened=))
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Wives are magicians.
..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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